<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7987522441725160929</id><updated>2012-02-16T06:12:02.915-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Eric Layman</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ericlayman.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7987522441725160929/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ericlayman.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Rod Layman</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7987522441725160929.post-88213300561294949</id><published>2010-05-08T08:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-09T14:05:50.295-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Chattering Classes</title><content type='html'>2004 June 5: &lt;br /&gt;THE CHATTERING CLASSES &lt;br /&gt;or: the Whine-and-Cheese Stand-Around Lament &lt;br /&gt;tune: The Wagoner’s Lad &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The chattering classes in the party room stand; &lt;br /&gt;they munch on canapés with wine glass in hand, &lt;br /&gt;talk of who’s got a grant and who’s sleeping with whom, &lt;br /&gt;and what stark new scenario portends the world’s doom: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The planet is warming – or has it turned cold? &lt;br /&gt;tech is out of control – or is progress on hold?  &lt;br /&gt;there are too many people – or not quite enough; &lt;br /&gt;and however you paint it, the picture looks rough.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woes real and imaged they bewail without end; &lt;br /&gt;they don’t know how much works, but they’re sure how to mend.  &lt;br /&gt;And how strangely it happens their cares all inflate &lt;br /&gt;the take of the taxman, and the power of the state.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I built me a starship and sailed the deep blue, &lt;br /&gt;and I found a new species much like me and you, &lt;br /&gt;though their skins were pale green and their cocktails pitch-black – &lt;br /&gt;would their chatter drive me crazy, make me want to sail back?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;copyright © Eric Layman 2004&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7987522441725160929-88213300561294949?l=ericlayman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ericlayman.blogspot.com/feeds/88213300561294949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ericlayman.blogspot.com/2010/05/chattering-classes.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7987522441725160929/posts/default/88213300561294949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7987522441725160929/posts/default/88213300561294949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ericlayman.blogspot.com/2010/05/chattering-classes.html' title='The Chattering Classes'/><author><name>Rod Layman</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
